maybe I stopped having periods because my body finally accepted that my gender is robot and robots dont have periods
Maybe you’re pregnant
I’m an aromantic asexual who has never had sex
maybe you’ve been chosen as the vessel of the antichrist
the most likely explanation
"i don’t have time to start reading that book" [opens 200k fic]
"ew fast food, do you even know what they put in fast food-"
PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA
someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao
I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.
why cant i just plug myself into a charger