jeffblimissylar:

Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?

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That Hermione Granger

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You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…

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I would give her

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an 8

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An 8.5

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Or 9

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Not over a 9.8

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Because there is always room for improvement

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Not everyone’s perfect like me

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That’s why I am holding out for a 10

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Because I’m worth it

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If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

lacohan:

alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

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kaalashnikov:

callmeoutis:

kaalashnikov:

ryleighisme:

kaalashnikov:

maybe I stopped having periods because my body finally accepted that my gender is robot and robots dont have periods

Maybe you’re pregnant

I’m an aromantic asexual who has never had sex

maybe you’ve been chosen as the vessel of the antichrist

the most likely explanation

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unimpressedcats:

Donut talk 2 me
earthtonataliee:

That escalated quickly.

scaredpotter:

"i don’t have time to start reading that book" [opens 200k fic]

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