kaalashnikov:

callmeoutis:

kaalashnikov:

ryleighisme:

kaalashnikov:

maybe I stopped having periods because my body finally accepted that my gender is robot and robots dont have periods

Maybe you’re pregnant

I’m an aromantic asexual who has never had sex

maybe you’ve been chosen as the vessel of the antichrist

the most likely explanation

(via stepintothesun)

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unimpressedcats:

Donut talk 2 me
earthtonataliee:

That escalated quickly.

scaredpotter:

"i don’t have time to start reading that book" [opens 200k fic]

(via hhaywood)

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taco-bell-rey:

"ew fast food, do you even know what they put in fast food-"

image

(via ihavelordeshairinaplasticbaggy)

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All I can do is follow my instincts, because I’ll never please everyone.

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

(Source: prixcum, via stepintothesun)

167,592 notes

i-mjackskellington:

naliest:

Am I doing this right

Absolutely right

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

(Source: via-slimshady, via deliriosity)

407,725 notes

prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

(via ihavelordeshairinaplasticbaggy)

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